Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

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stains:

this is my sisters contacts


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#fassy 

ravingsbyrae:

thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this. 


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theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour


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April Ludgate in every season: Season 5


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tomhiddleston-gifs:

Vampire’s problems


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crownflame:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

why do you think they’re called mini wheats? LOL


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unprintable:

I’ll cry at my wedding because it’s a miracle it’s happening


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shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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mockingday:

2003 was a totally different time 


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makostars:

Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.


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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree


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chauvinistsushi:

meepitperson:

Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated him, humiliated him. That’s what rape is about, and that should scare you.

gonna reblog this till I stop tumbling


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